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Jo Fontana
Oct 31, 20181 min read
Happy Halloween!
I am so happy that it is finally Halloween! I woke up extra early this morning because I needed more time to get dressed. I wish we...
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Jo Fontana
Oct 23, 20181 min read
The Mystery of the Rubber Ducks
We had a blast at MileHiCon 50! The weekend went way too fast and we met a lot of great people. The panels I was on were fabulous and the...
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Jo Fontana
Oct 16, 20181 min read
Come see us at MileHiCon 50 this weekend!
I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve been invited back to MileHiCon for their 50th Anniversary! This time I’ll be on panels and I’m really...
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Jo Fontana
Sep 25, 20182 min read
Be wary of businesses that do not have any negative reviews.
I recently had to deal with a business that had no poor reviews for the past 3 years. This appears to be an affluent business with two...
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Jo Fontana
Sep 19, 20181 min read
Fall is Almost Here!
Today as I was walking to school, I noticed that some of the leaves on the trees were changing colors already. This can’t be right—it’s...
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Jo Fontana
Sep 11, 20181 min read
Why I write different genres.
I’ve been asked recently why I don’t write just children’s books. I admit, most authors find one thing and stick with it. It’s not that...
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Jo Fontana
Aug 28, 20181 min read
You can't fool the school nurse
Today was a busy day. We went outside for science. I tripped and hurt my leg, so Mr. Howler carried me to the nurse’s office. They put me...
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Jo Fontana
Aug 21, 20181 min read
I can’t believe I’m back in school already!
I started school yesterday and it was too soon! Mr. Howler seemed like he was in a good mood until the end of the day. I guess it’s...
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Jo Fontana
Aug 14, 20182 min read
It's that time again!
I’m so grateful to live in a beautiful place that has all four seasons. Just when I get tired of say, the heat, it seems that the days...
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Jo Fontana
Aug 8, 20181 min read
Farting Myself Awake
I’m late with my story this week because I had a terrible night Monday night. I’m so glad that I don’t have to go back to school yet. I...
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Jo Fontana
Jul 24, 20182 min read
Experimenting with Farts
There is a lot to be said about the power of farts. I know some people don’t like to talk about them, let alone rip one in public....
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Jo Fontana
Jul 17, 20181 min read
The Egg Quest is finally available as an eBook!
It took some time for us to finally get it right, but the eBook is now available on Amazon. The frustrating thing is that it is not yet...
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Jo Fontana
Jul 10, 20181 min read
Uncle Titian can't smell!
The other day I discovered that Uncle Titian really can’t smell much of anything. Fuzztastic was next to us while we were outside...
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Jo Fontana
Jul 5, 20181 min read
Happy Fourth of July
I know this post is a tad late, but considering Turtle Monkey was too cranky to tell her Fourth of July story, I decided to post my own....
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Jo Fontana
Jun 18, 20182 min read
Fuzztastic Almost Got Away!
Today I woke up earlier than I wanted to because the birds outside my window were very loud. I even asked them nicely to be quiet, but...
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Jo Fontana
Jun 6, 20183 min read
In Favor of Psychological Horror
*****Please note there are spoilers in this post so stop reading now if you haven’t seen A Quiet Place.******* I don't usually review...
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Jo Fontana
Jun 6, 20181 min read
School's out!
Summer is coming! I smell grass, flowers, and monkey sweat. But it is a good smell. The smells tell me that summer is almost here. I’m...
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Jo Fontana
May 26, 20181 min read
Here's the link to our book trailers.
Just in case you missed it, here's the link to our youtube channel. Hope you enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW4XlsXPgd2bAh279ZnY...
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Jo Fontana
May 26, 20182 min read
Welcome to the new Turtle Monkey Blog!
Hi! It's been a while since I was able to talk to you. School just ended and now I'm back and able to tell you stories again. I'm excited...
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Jo Fontana
May 15, 20183 min read
A Few Thoughts on Severus Snape
The end of the school year is fast approaching and I’ve been thinking a lot about this one particular character. I’ve worked in education...
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